Attention cyber-nerds! Get out the smack defense because Geno is 'bout to bring it to the poker website / blog world!
Note: Those of you who know me or have read my previous posts (wait, those are probably the same people), know that I'm just a kick-back, So- Cal dude who likes stir things up, instigate harmless trouble, and get people riled up. I remind you that everything you read on Virtual Felt is just good old fashioned trash talkin'and that's it. I respect everyone who has a website, blog, gaming blog, weblog, whatever the hellthe online universe calls it now, and that is the truth. Hell, I'm creating this website instead of boozin' with my boys, so I'm the same guy that I'm gonna' tear apart in this post! Oh well (time to bail out of this serious looking b.s. disclaimer!).
Honestly, y'all, in today's tangled, intertwined World Wide Web, it seems that all of the poker websites and blogs are either one style or the other. There does not seem to be a middle-ground at all. You have the mid-life crisis poker guy (who still has never kissed a girl) who is running a poker site with the in-your-face attitude style of (speak in a lower-tone, drill-sergeant-type voice) "Listen-to-me, this-is-how-you-play-poker, I-know-pot-odds, I-shook-hands-with-Chris-Moneymaker, look-at-all-the-information-on-my-site, my-licence-plate-says-SITNGO", or you have the creepy, computer kid who started a poker blog, however, the most informative poker material on the thing is the "what-time-is-it-in-Las-Vegas" widget that is buried between two 120 x 600 Google AdSense Ads, neither of which have a color that even remotely resembles the color of the blog. The only entry on the blog is a giant photo of him and his buddies drunk in a garage attempting to play Texas hold'em with a pinochle deck.
Besides the "mid-life crisis website" and the "emo blog", there is not much to offer the poker community who is thirsty for more information all the time. Obviously, there are some really quality sites out there, and of course I'm exaggerating, but am I really that far off? Everyone knows they can always go to the legit, million-dollar sites, but people want to have a good time once in awhile and not have their skull crushed in by a boatload of poker stats, poker numbers, and start times for every five dollar sit-n-go in the next week.
The big question is what can Virtual Felt offer you, the poker player, that will have you coming back for more. I guess all I can say is that Virtual Felt is going to be different, in more ways than one.
To sum it all up for ya', I plan on taking the online poker website world by storm and turning it into something legit! I mean, What happened to the days of slammin' brews, mis-reading hands, and $2,000.00 I.O.U.'s? Enough with the pansy attitudes and the gloomy, depressing material. It's time for Virtual Felt. Peace.
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